CARTOON: Upgraded

Updating sex drivers. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Beach Hang

Enjoy the sand between your toes and other places. Today's cartoon by Peter Kleinman.

CARTOON: Tied Up

Good Doctor. Today's cartoon by Thomas Wykes.

CARTOON: Rule Fools

Have a nice day. Today's cartoon by Nick Downes.

CARTOON: Evil Outsource

The gig economy is ALIVE! Today's cartoon by Chris Gural.

Gothmopolitan Magazine

Doom, Gloom & Vroom: Losing Your Virginity In A Hearse. The Third Date: Too Soon To Drink Each Other's Blood? Goth IRA And 7 Other Deadly Accurate Investment Tips. And more in this issue of Gothmopolitan Magazine.

CARTOON: Portal Problems

Doubt it will come up anyway. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Mom-Com

High horse happy. Today's cartoon by Holly Todd.

CARTOON: Hissteria

Was the forked tongue from your father's side? 🐍

CARTOON: Checked Out

Game Over. Today's cartoon by Patrick Hickey.

CARTOON: Stranded

Might be a while. Today's cartoon by Zack Rhodes.

CARTOON: Skywalking Home

In a galaxy...down the street. Happy Star Wars Day! #MayTheFourthBeWithYou Today's cartoon by Steve Daugherty.

Popular Séance Magazine

Ouija Board Or Ouija Bored: How To Guarantee You Get A Spirited Spirit Every Time, and more in this issue of Popular Séance Magazine.

CARTOON: Torture Tunes

Captive audience. Today's cartoon by Sarah Morrissette.

CARTOON: Feelings Flight

Landing gear is down and so are my walls. Today's cartoon by Steve Daugherty.

CARTOON: Future Follicles

Sounds like a good idea for a new screenplay. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Detected

In for a neat treat. Today's cartoon by Rachelle Meyer.

CARTOON: Now Showing!

"Eventually The Fun Kicks In." - NY Times. Today's cartoon by Hilary Campbell.

CARTOON: Prehistoric Critic

Lacks originality. Today's cartoon by Lance Hansen.

CARTOON: Thank You Al Jaffee

Farewell to a Mad Genius, Al Jaffee. Cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

From pizza to paperwork. Today's cartoon by Chris Gural.

CARTOON: Catch & Release

Total bait and switch. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Multiverse Map

Still hard to find a bathroom. Today's cartoon by John Reynolds.

CARTOON: Resurrection Leave?

Ready to work...miracles. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Bunny Break-In

Hatched a plan. Today's cartoon by Chris Gural.

CARTOON: Easter Strikes Back

Celebrate...or else. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: One Sided Supper

Quit crowding. Today's cartoon by Sarah Morrissette.

CARTOON: Mass Exodus

Quitting the first pyramid scheme. Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

CARTOON: Trump Scream

Fingerprints & shin splints. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Bird Words

Baby booked. Today's cartoon by Mira Scharf.

CARTOON: The End Is Here (For Trump)

Stand back and standy by. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Gulping Gills

Parched Perch. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Cash Clothes

Perfect plan. Today's cartoon by Bill Thomas.

CARTOON: Ha Ha Hazard

Clown frown. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Melting Gains

Freeze your assets. Today's cartoon by Chris Gural.

CARTOON: Jesus Fish

Low overhead. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Doll Dating

Can't invite you in, sorry. Today's cartoon by Eric Kofman.

CARTOON: Money Matters

Earnest earnings. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Rainbow Flow

Those lucky charms are flowing. Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

CARTOON: After Affirmation

Tell me I'm OK. Today's cartoon by CHris Gural.

CARTOON: Balloon Banter

My eyes are down here. Today's cartoon by Jeffrey Curnow.

CARTOON: Brood Mood

Cheer up or else. Today's cartoon Theora Kvitka.

CARTOON: Capitalism

Don't get cross! Today's cartoon by Sarah Morrissette.

CARTOON: GM BM

Let it percolate. Today's cartoon by Postmodern Paul.

CARTOON: Ghostbusters Meet Pac-Man

A ghost of a chance. Today's cartoon by Chris Gural.

CARTOON: Lazy Achievements

The Secret to my Unsuccess. Today's cartoon by Mat Barton and Adam Cooper.

CARTOON: Intergalactic Taxes

Alien-nating paperwork. Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

CARTOON: Cat Person

Allergic to crying. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Pop Gun

A clown has a handful! Switching to squirt! Today's cartoon by Steve Daugherty.

CARTOON: Circle of Life

The family business of stress. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Updated Valentine's Day Candy Hearts

The more things change...Today's cartoon by Jason Chatfield and John Ficarra.

CARTOON: Vibes

Throuple Trouble. Today's cartoon by Thomas Wykes.

CARTOON: Literate Love

Get between some (book) covers. Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.

CARTOON: Ups & Downs

BRB. Today's cartoon by Frega DiPerri.

CARTOON: Boss-o-Matic

Microchips and salsa in the breakroom! Today's cartoon by Mat Barton & Adam Cooper.

CARTOON: Support Speak

Too close for comfort. Today's cartoon by Frega DiPerri.

CARTOON: Quiet Riot

Hypothesis help! Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Desserted

Some are not a flan. Today's cartoon by Steve Daugherty.

CARTOON: Caved In

Hibernation Vacation. Today's cartoon by Cerise Zelenetz.

CARTOON: Sacked

You want fries with that? Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Storage Wars

Also let me know if you find me teeth. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Cholesterol Cops

Hope he has a artery alibi!

CARTOON: Monday The 16th

The Horror! Mondays. Today's cartoon by Zack Rhodes.

Plateboy Magazine

Coleslaw In The Raw, Open Wide for Open Faced Sandwiches, Grub Hubba Hubba! And more in this issue of Plateboy Magazine!

CARTOON: Odd Odds

Too bad everyone else picked it too. Today's cartoon by John Reynolds.

CARTOON: Netflix Nudge

Bad binge. Today's cartoon by Alex John.

CARTOON: Cutting Carbs

Gluten free me! Today's cartoon by Thomas Wykes.

CARTOON: Show and Tell

Also good for piggy back rides. Today's cartoon by Mr. Ollie.

CARTOON: Followers

What kind of numbers you get? Today's cartoon by Michael Litwak.

CARTOON: Funding Flys

Nearly perfect. Today's cartoon by Patrick Hickey.

CARTOON: New Year's Steve

Your dream date has arrived. Today's cartoon by Rich Sparks.

CARTOON: Wants

Toying with feelings. Today's cartoon by Steve McGinn.

CARTOON: Christmas Contagion

Catch the spirit! Today's cartoon by Steve Daugherty.

CARTOON: Elf Problems

Back in the toy shop. Today's cartoon by Mat Barton & Adam Cooper.

CARTOON: Happy Hellidays

Saw that coming. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Pornaments

Where's dad? Today's cartoon by Kit Lively.

CARTOON: Gunny Grandma

Someone's been naughty. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Bezos Claus

Alexa knows when you are sleeping and awake...Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

CARTOON: Mr. Peanut Cracks

Check out the new comedy hit on NBC, after The Voice! Today's cartoon by Alex John.

CARTOON: Job Growth

Moving on up! Today's cartoon by Zack Rhodes.

CARTOON: Scuba Cat

This was a huge mistake. Today's cartoon by Mat Barton & Adam Cooper.

CARTOON: Trash TV

It's growing on me. Today's cartoon by Steve Daugherty.

CARTOON: Parents Plans

See you in 15-20. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Full Frontal

Backless is in. Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.

CARTOON: Globoil Warming

Frog blog. He's done his own research. Today's cartoon by Grant McAloon.

CARTOON: Sneaky Snakes

Solved the mouse problem! Today's cartoon by Nina Semczuk.

CARTOON: Wordle Whoas

Finally, peace. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Ups & Downs

Ballooning Sadness. Today's cartoon by Brandon Hicks.

CARTOON: Thanksgiving Birdzilla

Thought it was a parade balloon, until it was too late. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Thanksgiving & Taking

That's some bad cluck...er, luck. Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

CARTOON: Tethered Traditions

Uncut for life. Today's cartoon by Alex John.

CARTOON: Fall Foes

Should be called stays. Today's cartoon by Steve Daugherty.

CARTOON: Dominatrix Divorce

Bad hurt, not good hurt. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers and Kit Lively.

CARTOON: Size Matters

Maybe something with stripes? Today's cartoon Nick Downes.

CARTOON: Quit Quitting

Or loud layoffs? Today's cartoon by Lance Hansen and Rebecca Clifton.

CARTOON: Ballot Boxers

Suppression depression. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Spacey Housing Market

That shack on Mars looks like a gift. Today's cartoon by Frega DiPerri.

CARTOON: Plant Plans

CARTOON: Social Currency

Fee Speech. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Painful Renovations

Torturous homeownership. Today's cartoon by Nick Downes.

CARTOON: Deliciously Deviled

Surprise us. Today's cartoon by Rich Sparks.

CARTOON: Monster Mail

Where's my TV Guide? Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Halloween Jacks

Meet the gang! Today's cartoon by Margalit Cutler.

CARTOON: Pumpkin Drone

Boring blue ribbon winner. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Mr. Frankenstein

Shocking! Hold my calls. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Tree Chop

So much sap! Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

CARTOON: Pumpkin Prescription

We can carve it out. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Peter Peter

Heard his wife is very nice though. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Today's Special

aMAZing. Today's cartoon by Cerise Zelenetz.

CARTOON: Lantern Fly Away

Growing up! Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Hairy Heist

The night is ours! Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Most Toxic?

Not even close Gary, not even close. Today's cartoon by Lynn Hsu.

CARTOON: Bulls Blood

The red wine was a mistake. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson,

CARTOON: Stormy Arguments

Take the high ground, if you can find it. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Slurrrp

Wine not? Today's cartoon by Cerise Zelentz.

CARTOON: Feeding Time

Don't forget the Tabasco! Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

CARTOON: Baggyfish

Under the sea...Today's cartoon by Zack Rhodes.

CARTOON: Sound Off

Nap app. Today's cartoon by Lynn Hsu.

CARTOON: Later Skater

Weak End. Today's cartoon by Mat Barton & Adam Cooper.

CARTOON: No Escape No Problem

A-maze-ing. Today's cartoon by Pardis Parker and Aria Ghalili.

CARTOON: Boxed Up

Neat and tidy. Today's cartoon by Frega DiPerri.

CARTOON: To-Do

Might need the whole week. Today's cartoon by Cerise Zelenetz.

CARTOON: List Fits

Watch a sunrise or a thousand. Today's cartoon by Jim Shoenbill.

CARTOON: Trunk Bunk

Strife of the party. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander & Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Michelangelo's Affidavid

Just a little nip, that's all you get, til it's unsealed. Today's cartoon by Steve Daugherty.

CARTOON: Mean Clean

Sorry, can't hear you. Today's cartoon by Brian Hawes & Seth Roberts.

CARTOON: Trump Mar-a-Lago Affidavit Released

Peedacted. Today's cartoon by Ron Hauge.

CARTOON: Cheshire Trump

Through the looking glass and back again. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Hellish Terms

Devil's in the details. Today's cartoon by Jim Shoenbill

CARTOON: Mis-Fortune Cookie

Hard to swallow. Today's cartoon by Zack Rhodes.

CARTOON: Airflow

Easy breezy. Today's cartoon by Mat Barton & Adam Cooper.

National Enshirer

Aragorn's Longbow EXPOSED! (NOT Actually Very Long!) Sauron's Role In The Jan 6th Attack! Lord Of The Onion Rings!: Frodo Explains Massive COVID Weight Gain! And more!

CARTOON: Dusty Decor

Leaning in. Today's cartoon by Lynn Hsu.

CARTOON: Bed Dread

Clown frown? Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

CARTOON: Significant Smother

Feels like a trap. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Chair Care

Hot ride. Today's cartoon by Sarah Morrissette.

CARTOON: Teed Off

Grave prospects. Today's cartoon by Ron Hauge.

CARTOON: Wacky Backy

Next goes the hair. Today's cartoon by Patrick Hickey.

CARTOON: Drain Pain

Snaked and drained. Today's cartoon by Lynn Hsu.

CARTOON: You Wish

Granted: Savings. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Dog Daze

Just scratching the surface. Today's cartoon by Steve Daugherty.

CARTOON: Beach Buds

Fleeting friendships. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

RottingStone Magazine

Visiting The Rock n’ Roll Hall Of Maim, 'Name That Tomb' with Casey Kasem, Jerry Garcia Seance- Gratefully Dead, Or Not So Much? and more in RottingStone Magazine!

CARTOON: My Four-Year-Old Rates Cups

This will effect your tip. Today's cartoon by Rachel Deutsch.