CARTOON: Bump Day

Hell of a decision. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Palm Plans

Sunsets again? Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Where The Crawdads Sing

Didn't read it but this movie looks great! Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

CARTOON: Spyware

Though I will accept all cookies. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Butt Of Course

That's why the long face. Today's cartoon Sarah Morrissette.

CARTOON: Bye Bye Boris

UK U OK? Today's cartoon by Brooke Bourgeois.

CARTOON: Boothless

Man of (might have to) steal some pants. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Unsure Offshore

Aching banking. Today's cartoon by Shelby Parker.

CARTOON: Sexpectations

Be open about expectations. Today's cartoon by Lance Risseeuw.

CARTOON: Little Listing

Maybe it feels bigger inside. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Programmer Pickups

Thanks, I just rebooted. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Canine Cafe

5 Woof Rated! Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Crypto Cart

Probably healthier too. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Leak Lineup

Tinkle Wrinkle. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Check Yourself

Light of my life. Today's cartoon by Shelby Parker.

Newsbleak Magazine

Study Confirms: We're All Gonna Die! HEALTH: That Thing On Your Neck? Yikes, Better Have Someone Take A Look! CRYPTO: Please Don't Use It To Buy Our Magazine, and more bad news in Newsbleak Magazine!

CARTOON: Dark Dad

Family Secrets! Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Eternally Stubborn

Mind is made up! Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

CARTOON: Fancy Fountain

Damp, is in. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Nosey

Don't sneeze. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Mighty Meals

Always one in the bunch. Today's cartoon by Susanna Goldfinger.

CARTOON: Whale Warning

Getting a leg up. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: eMoated

Then there's a riddle. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Dali Playground

CARTOON: Beach Groundhog

Shadows? Forget shadows. Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

CARTOON: Reanimated

Shocking growth. Today's cartoon by Mat Barton & Adam Cooper.

CARTOON: GOP in the Room

Vote them out. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Supply Pains

Always stocked and loaded. Today's cartoon by Teresa Burns Parkhurst.

CARTOON: Fill'er Up!

Time to get a bike. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander & Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Replacement Theory

Brain, Thinking, Reason, Feeling- Replaced. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Home Office Management

No place to hide. Today's cartoon by Len Hawkins.

CARTOON: Electric Car-toon

Visionary. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

Renthouse Magazine

Full Frontal Or Back Door; How To Enter That Rental, Should The Carpets Match The Drapes? (Like design-wise, pervert) and more in Renthouse Magazine.

CARTOON: Cat Island

Keep looking. Today's cartoon by Catherine Martha Holmes.

CARTOON: Maturing Tastes

And a distaste for many other things. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Smells Fishy

Spawn here often? Today's cartoon by Mat Barton & Adam Cooper.

CARTOON: Second of Appreciation

What did you want, a whole 2 minutes of quiet? Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Trapped

This injustice won't fly. Today's cartoon by Steve Daugherty.

CARTOON: Trophy Wall

Cat scratch pillow. Today's cartoon by Lynn Hsu.

CARTOON: Garden of Eat'n

No brainer. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Rising Tides

Holding our breath. Today's cartoon by Hilary Allison.

CARTOON: Potty Mouth

Awareness has its draw backs. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: FloriDUH Math

Never adds up. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Song Gone

If it lasts longer then 4 hours, niiiice!

CARTOON: Bagel Problems

Get him nice and toasted. Today's cartoon by Jeff Hobbs.

CARTOON: Unreal Estate

Need more space? Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

CARTOON: Humming

Watch out for low bridges. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Moth Marketing

Bright idea. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Boxed Out

Clumps like castles! Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.

CARTOON: Light Up

And unlimited dead sticks. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Bald Spot

Maybe try a cold comb over? Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Whale Tales

Thar she blows, it's the bell. Today's cartoon by Joseph Dottino & Alex Pearson.

TV Snide

'Oh boy! More Streaming Services!? Maybe they could put them all together on one bill, oh wait, we had that and f*cked it up!' 'The Voice: Sorry, Folks, No Good Singers Left' and more in this issue of TV Snide!

CARTOON: Downhill

Some bad news...Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Sun Fun

Photosynthesis and a water please. Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

CARTOON: Showtime

Ready for my close up. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Shot Clock

Stat facts. Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper!

CARTOON: Hanging Out

Cute Cuticles! Today's cartoon by Lynn Hsu.

CARTOON: Bagged

Hey pipe down. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Medical Marvel

And he works for prize tickets. Today's cartoon by Lynn Hsu.

CARTOON: CaveTV

Early parental warnings. Today's cartoon by John Reynolds.

Queasyriders Magazine

Riding My Hog, Sick As A Dog, Food Poisoning Or Real Poisoning; How To Tell If It Was Bad Shrimp Or Your Old Lady’s Trying To Kill You, and more in this issue of Queasyriders Magazine!

CARTOON: Back To Work

Plus I'm out of coffee. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Blind Date

Well don't bug out. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Fido Fix

Tail is extra wagging. Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

CARTOON: Brain Drain

Morning meeting. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: GumBalled

Waste not, want not. Today's cartoon Lynn Hsu.

CARTOON: Gruff Guru

Know the meaning of 'peace & quiet'? Today's cartoon by T.J. Mahaffey

CARTOON: Lost & Found

Maybe an early red flag. Today's cartoon by Thomas Wykes.

CARTOON: Family Tree

A wood it kill you to call? Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Fairy Godfather

Take your shoes, leave the cannoli. Today's cartoon by Mat Barton & Adam Cooper.

CARTOON: Muzzled Mocking

Opted Out. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Pet Influencer

Lick for likes. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Bleeding Heart

Light headed. Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

CARTOON: Trump Recycling

Just Shredful. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Sweat Treats

Words matter. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson

Cosmopolitician Magazine

Stealing Hearts and Voting Rights, Denying Climate Change to Get Them Hot, and more in this issue of Cosmopolitician Magazine!

CARTOON: Fresh Meat

That's all folks! Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Thinking of You

When you care enough for them to do the very least. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: World Wide Worst

Starts somewhere. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Chopped

Give the chef a hand. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Punk Wash

Metal on the inside. Today's cartoon by Grayson Gibbs.

CARTOON: Relax

Definitely maybe. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Competition

Expanding reach. Today's cartoon by Mat Barton & Adam Cooper.

CARTOON: Dusty Duds

It's a classic! Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Fly Away

Sticky situation. Today's cartoon by Jeff Hobbs.

CARTOON: Banana MD

I know where your breaded. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Cat Tinder

Nothing looking purrrfect? Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.

CARTOON: Showdown

The pictures on the app looked bigger, and no closets? Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: NYE Kiss

Give us a smooch. Today's cartoon by Brandon Hicks

CARTOON: Pouch Slouch

Feeling ROOplaced?

CARTOON: Snow Plowed

Icy implants. Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.

CARTOON: Turn Offs

Many options. Today's cartoon by Steve McGinn.

CARTOON: Knee Slap

Greedy needy. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper

CARTOON: OmniScrooge

Goosed! Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Rude Mood

That's nuts. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Chimney Sweep

Hope you're wearing mittens! Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.

Ass Weakly Magazine

In this issue of ASS Weakly: Excerpts from Andrew Cuomo New Book: Hands On Politics A Touchy Subject, Ooze With Cruz-Our Q&A With The Slimy Senator, and Ghislaine Maxwell Says "Get Out Of The Dark Ages! Women Can Be Creepy Perverts Too!"

CARTOON: Dog Show

In the doghouse? Today's cartoon by Drew Pankceri.

CARTOON: Rock Star

B.C. Business. Today's cartoon by Shannon Wheeler.

CARTOON: Dog Classless

New on streaming. Today's cartoon by Mat Barton and Adam Cooper.

CARTOON: Game Night

They grow up and crush you so fast. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Bird Brunch

How fowl! Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: CAT TV

Up next, holiday fireplace. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Spy Guy

Free streaming. Today's cartoon by Shannon Wheeler.

CARTOON: Cyber Monday

Shocking excitement! Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

CARTOON: Sign Fines

Misdirections. Today's cartoon by Bill Thomas.

CARTOON: Gobble Gore?

Thankful it's just a movie. Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

CARTOON: Wide Load

Spider-Shame? Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Shock Shlock

What would become to be known as the lowest point. Today's cartoon by Jeffrey Curnow.

CARTOON: Doom Boom

Use it or lose it. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Think Fast

Explosive opportunities. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

Bartha Steward Shiving

Time Off For Gouda Behavior, Adding A Splash Of Fall Medley To Your Gang's Colors, and more in this issue of Bartha Steward Shiving.

CARTOON: Shell Game

Don't get so steamed! Today's cartoon by Mat Barton & Adam Cooper.

CARTOON: BatFail

I can also Batsplain to you about BatCoin! Today's cartoon by Shannon Wheeler.

CARTOON: Bird Word

Elmo loves Fear Factor. Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.

CARTOON: Frown Clown

Thats why your nose is so red. Today's cartoon by Scott Masear.

CARTOON: Thar She Blows

One for One? Today's cartoon by Jeff Hobbs.

CARTOON: Goals

Settling. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Howl-oween

Mailmen beware. Today's cartoon by John Cei Douglas.

Reaper's Diegest

'Ding Dong, Fooled You! and 6 Other Practical Jokes No Reaper Can Resist', 'Slim Reapers: This Year's Most Flattering Death Robes!' 'Which Celebrities Are On Your Bucket List?' and More from this month's Reaper's Digest!

CARTOON: Good Grief

Was it fun-sized? Today's cartoon by Dalton Vaughn.

CARTOON: Witched Guest

podCAST a spell? Today's cartoon by Jeremy Nguyen.

CARTOON: Pumpkin Pain

Been feeling a little scooped out? Today's cartoon by David Gomberg.

CARTOON: Caffeine Vampire

Think of your REM cycle dear. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Trick or Tweet

Open wide! Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

CARTOON: Drilled

Open wide and say PAY....Today's cartoon by Harley Schwadron.

CARTOON: Wishy Washy Witches

Melting good time. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Cheers

Howling Happy Hour. Today's cartoon by Mat Barton & Adam Cooper.

CARTOON: Finish Line

Good for you? Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Telephoney

Can we all retire from this? Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Operation Enduring Autumn

Don't fall for it. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Everything's Fine

But how are YOU doing? Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

VAXIM Magazine

Pharma Sutra: Can Pfizer Make You A "Riser"? Johnson & Johnson Into Your Johnson? And more!

CARTOON: McFreud's

You want cries with that? Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Pitch Perfect

Harmony in Progress. Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.

CARTOON: Big Head

Don't get a big head or anything. Today's cartoon by M.R. Miller and Nick Greenberg.

CARTOON: Falling Down

Leaf me alone! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: BatDad

That bulb is gonna need changing soon. Today's cartoon by Tom Chitty.

CARTOON: Precious Protection

Rest up! Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Beach Read

Fiction friction. Today's cartoon by Scott Masear.

CARTOON: Sign of the Times

Body language. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Bark Mark

Wood you look at that. Today's cartoon by Bill Thomas.

CARTOON: School Speech

My trip from an untied shoelace in the hallway. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.