Dairy Queen
Rainbow Trout
The Flintstones because they had a gay ol’ time
Froot Loops
The Gay 90’s
Dick Van Dyke Show reruns
Chess, the Queen has way too much freedom and power
The Muppets song, ‘Rainbow Connection’
Trans Ams
Trans fats
Bicuspids
Donning ones gay apparel over the Christmas holidays

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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…