Side Effects Of The Pope Being American…
Pope Happy Meals
Something else for Trump to take credit for somehow.
Pope reality show, “The VatiCan Dance!”.
Advertising on his cape and hat available, call for rates.
Pope-Mobile now a monster truck.
Holy water provided by White Claw.
Blessings will be done in a similar fashion to the dialogue / lyrics of Hamilton.
Communion is now All You Can Eat and served buffet-style.
No church on Sundays with a Bears game.
Department store Popes at the malls during Christmas.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
