This Sign Is Heavy!

My Wife Makes Me Pop Pimples On Her Back

Close Your Mouth, I Can Hear You Breathing

Too Embarrassed To Buy A Earwax Cleaning Kit From The Cute Girl At Walgreens

Stop With The GD Grey’s Anatomy Spoilers On The Elevator, Janice!!
Please Ask Me About My New Tattoos
Not Really Alone, My Boyfriend Is Meeting Me Here After Work

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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence