The GOP Reasoning for Why Mitch McConnell Hasn’t Been Heard or Seen in Public for Weeks
He’s NOT Dead he’s….
… laying low to not draw attention away from the World Cup!
…working undercover in Iran.
…always been a “Weekend at Bernies” super fan so he’s trying to make that movie popular again.
…writing his autobiography and when you’re as old (and still alive) as he is it takes time.
…been preparing to team up with Colbert and explore the senior Pickleball circuit like other retired folks.
… in a state of deep meditation.
… been reading up on the Odyssey so he can follow the movie better and discuss it with his fan club.
…so happy with the state of the world he’s really got nothing to say.
… still pouting about not getting invited to Taylor Swift’s wedding.
… trying to learn TikTok cause FB is for old folks.
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John Zakour is a humor / sf/ fantasy writer with a Master’s degree in Human Behavior. He has written thousands of gags for syndicated comics, comedians and TV shows (including: Simpsons and Rugrats and, Joan River’s old TV show.) John has written seven humorous SF novels for Daw books (the first The Plutonium Blonde was named the funniest SF book of 2001 by The Chronicle of Science Fiction). John has also written thirteen YA books for smaller publishers. His Diary of a Super Girl Series is currently a top ten seller in class on amazon. He has also written four humorous self-help books and three books on HTML. John has also optioned three TV shows and four movies. John has been a contributor to Nickelodeon magazine writing Fairly Odd Parents, Rugrats and Jimmy Neutron comic books. John currently writes Bart Simpsons comics for Bongo comics.
