You May Be Qualified to Work in The Trump Administration
If you answer yes or yep to any of these questions…
Did you used to be on TV for Fox News?
Were you an ex-athlete who for some reason supports the president?
Do you believe pretty much everything you are told to believe?
Are you related to the president or married to one of his offspring?
Do you look somewhat like his daughter Ivanka?
Are you prone to being blindly devoted?
You think it’s normal to carry a dead bear around in your car because “ them’s good eating!”
Have you donated to his campaign?
Can you say, “yes, you are totally right!” all the time?
Are you able to nod your head and smile a lot?
You can say, “It’s all Biden’s fault” with a straight face.
Do you know something about a certain president that that president doesn’t want the press to know about?
Are you dumber than a fifth grader?
Do you have a thing for couches that makes the president look more normal?
Is your first name Marco?
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John Zakour is a humor / sf/ fantasy writer with a Master’s degree in Human Behavior. He has written thousands of gags for syndicated comics, comedians and TV shows (including: Simpsons and Rugrats and, Joan River’s old TV show.) John has written seven humorous SF novels for Daw books (the first The Plutonium Blonde was named the funniest SF book of 2001 by The Chronicle of Science Fiction). John has also written thirteen YA books for smaller publishers. His Diary of a Super Girl Series is currently a top ten seller in class on amazon. He has also written four humorous self-help books and three books on HTML. John has also optioned three TV shows and four movies. John has been a contributor to Nickelodeon magazine writing Fairly Odd Parents, Rugrats and Jimmy Neutron comic books. John currently writes Bart Simpsons comics for Bongo comics.
