A Few Things That You Need To Know About Net Neutrality
Under Net Neutrality, all women on YouPorn now look sort of like your mom.
Donald Trump’s Tweets will be beamed directly into your brain, along with the faint scent of urine-soaked hamster-cage shavings.
If you friend request someone on Facebook, it gives them the right to immediately move into your home.
It will once again be less expensive to take the entire family out to the movies, rather than to pay for and watch a movie online.
Videos of you going to the bathroom will be uploaded directly to YouTube.
Online Poker is now just paying lots of money to have a hot poker stabbed into several delicate areas of your body.
If / when you attempt to log off, your computer will slip a roofie into your drink, and then order hundreds of dollars worth of unwanted merchandise from Amazon.
Your IPhone will now attempt to embarrass you several times throughout the day by making loud farting noises.
The entirety of the Internet will now be referred to as “the dark web”.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
