A customer approaches. He brims with barely contained enthusiasm. Mr. Rourke and Tattoo both display pleasant smiles and confident posture.
Mr. Rourke: Hello, and welcome to the Fantasy Island Frozen Yogurt Experience. How may we facilitate your yogurt fantasies today?
Customer: Hmmm… so many choices! What do you recommend?
Mr. Rourke: Here at The Fantasy Island Frozen Yogurt Experience, we are strictly prohibited from interfering in the choices made by our customers. We are able to assist in accommodating these fantasies alone. Nothing more.
Customer: Oh, okay. That’s kind of weird. Um… let’s see…
Tattoo: The pl….
Mr. Rourke: Tattoo! Tattoo, you don’t… you don’t do it! We’ve had this talk countless times.
Tattoo: The pl…
Mr. Rourke-: Tattoo, dammit! Please. I beg of you.
Tattoo: The plum, I was going to say!
Mr. Rourke: Oh, thank God.
Customer: Eh, plum is probably a bit too exotic for me. How about the plain?
Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence