Entries by Caleb Coy


Here’s Today’s Food Allergy Horoscope

OVARIUS: Breakfast can be hard with an egg aversion. Venus governs the mysterious eighth house of intimacy, due diligence, and rich endeavors. I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean, but look—It is time to change the rhythm of your life. Just don’t bother going out to eat with anyone so you can tell them about it.