Under Purr Knower, Entree Panera, Intruder Prawner, and more!
About Caleb Coy
Caleb Coy is a freelance ghost writer living in Virginia. He has been published in journals like The Common, Mystery Tribune, and Hippocampus. He once wrote for Cards Against Humanity. Caleb is the author of the 2015 novel you never heard of, An Authentic Derivative.
Entries by Caleb Coy
Dixie With Myself, Dark Side of the Moonshine, Wish You Were Deer, and more!
“Ready or not, I’m coming in hot!” -Paw Patrol: The Movie (2021)
Alcohol Walrus, Weed Donkey, Ether Bunny, and more!
See those contents on that computer screen? I put some of that in there. I’m a maker of #mediastuff. You could call me a #mediacontributor, basically. Sometimes I just fill boxes with words for the sake of it. Gotta meet that word count.
Megabit Colormatch, Bedouin Stumbled Back, Benadryl McCumber Act, and more!
The Bay of Pigs Invasion: The woman positions a chorizo Cubano in such a way as to provoke the man to perform a Sneaky Castro. As American citizens, you are officially not involved.
OVARIUS: Breakfast can be hard with an egg aversion. Venus governs the mysterious eighth house of intimacy, due diligence, and rich endeavors. I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean, but look—It is time to change the rhythm of your life. Just don’t bother going out to eat with anyone so you can tell them about it.