Entries by Cara Sabatini


Victory speech transcript from the 2116 Elections

Back to the future: so much can change in so little time Thank you, thank you. [Applause] Thank you for all your support. I’ve just received a phone call from Sepp Blatter III, who has graciously conceded the race. He’s fought tremendously hard for this position for a long, long time—since his formative days in […]