Originals
P. Diddy’s Tips for Throwing a Successful Freak Off
There should be plenty of snacks available. Unsliced cucumbers have proven very popular at my events.
Entries by Chris Manson
Originals
Rude Celebrity Encounters
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. He was so rude when he walked into his mansion the night I broke in and passed out on the living room couch. Hey, I was drunk, you know? You’d think the guy could relate. He told me to get the hell out of his house before he called the police. Didn’t even add a “please.” The nerve of that guy.
Originals
My Speech to the 2023 Graduates
Congratulations, kindergarteners. And before you go dislocating your shoulders patting each other’s backs, you should know that the real world is more than fingerpaints and snack time. And first grade can be a bitch.
Best of 2023
This Year, I Did Something Special for Your Birthday
I made a documentary about you with your family and friends. Oh, the documentary turned out so well that Netflix acquired the streaming rights.