My Speech to the 2023 Graduates
Congratulations, kindergarteners. And before you go dislocating your shoulders patting each other’s backs, you should know that the real world is more than fingerpaints and snack time. And first grade can be a bitch.
During his youth, Christopher performed stand-up comedy, published his own humor magazine, won several "Addy" awards for print and radio advertising, and had his mind warped by MAD Magazine, NATIONAL LAMPOON, and SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, among others. He is an award-winning journalist, cartoonist and actor who has also written for MAD, ROCK & RAP CONFIDENTIAL, AMPLIFIER, and CD REVIEWS. Since 2005, he has performed regularly with the Northwest Florida comedy troupe Act4Mystery.
Congratulations, kindergarteners. And before you go dislocating your shoulders patting each other’s backs, you should know that the real world is more than fingerpaints and snack time. And first grade can be a bitch.
I made a documentary about you with your family and friends. Oh, the documentary turned out so well that Netflix acquired the streaming rights.