ROBERT DOWNEY JR. He was so rude when he walked into his mansion the night I broke in and passed out on the living room couch. Hey, I was drunk, you know? You’d think the guy could relate. He told me to get the hell out of his house before he called the police. Didn’t even add a “please.” The nerve of that guy.
About Chris Manson
During his youth, Christopher performed stand-up comedy, published his own humor magazine, won several "Addy" awards for print and radio advertising, and had his mind warped by MAD Magazine, NATIONAL LAMPOON, and SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, among others. He is an award-winning journalist, cartoonist and actor who has also written for MAD, ROCK & RAP CONFIDENTIAL, AMPLIFIER, and CD REVIEWS. Since 2005, he has performed regularly with the Northwest Florida comedy troupe Act4Mystery.
Entries by Chris Manson
Congratulations, kindergarteners. And before you go dislocating your shoulders patting each other’s backs, you should know that the real world is more than fingerpaints and snack time. And first grade can be a bitch.
I made a documentary about you with your family and friends. Oh, the documentary turned out so well that Netflix acquired the streaming rights.