Eli Kaplan – Weekly Humorist

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Eli Kaplan is a Junior at Brown University. He was briefly cyberbullied on Tiktok, so you can follow him on Twitter @elika_plan

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For Immediate Release: Who Will Receive the Pfizer-BioNtech COVID-19 Vaccine (In Order of Priority)

by Eli Kaplan and Henry Block
December 17, 2020

29. Anti-Maskers (people who jeopardize public safety by refusing to wear a face mask) 30. Anti-Maskers (people who jeopardize a good time by refusing to watch Fox’s “The Masked Singer”) and more!