Entries by Erin Auerbach


Cakes Religious Bakers Are Willing To Make

If you live in a God-fearing town, there are plenty of non-traditional, special occasion cakes religious bakers are willing to make. The Spinster Cake So, you’ve reached a certain age and you’ve finally accepted that no man is ever going to love you? No problem. God loves you. And so does your Christian baker who […]


Elevator Pitches for Lifetime Movies

She had to do it Because She Couldn’t Have Kids. Janelle, a beautiful woman with rock-hard abs and icy blue eyes, harbors a deep secret. (Spoiler alert: She is insane and kills when she doesn’t get her way.) She ingratiates herself with a refreshingly naïve family where the extremely trusting mother with sympathetic brown eyes […]