As the chief architect of this revolutionary plan I would, of course, love to volunteer to test it out. However, I’ve got this hip thing that currently makes sexual flexibility a real challenge. But you guys go ahead and get it started!
About Ilana Gordon
Ilana Gordon hails from Connecticut but currently lives in a state of continuous panic. A Los Angeles-based comedy writer, she contributes work to places like: the A.V. Club, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, the Belladonna Comedy, Reductress, Points in Case and the Second City Network. By day she works as an Associate Producer for “Daily Pop” on E! and at night she performs stand up around Los Angeles. Follow her on Twitter + Instagram: @ilanaabby
Entries by Ilana Gordon
Feel free to use both our washer and our dryer, we keep the laundry detergent under the sink. Before inserting your load, take the cowbell off the shelf above the laundry machine and ring it three times. This should scare the poltergeist enough that he vacates the washer. If he’s in the dryer, you’re out of luck – he really likes it there.