Entries by Jennifer Byrne


Trump/Putin Rom-Coms

Four Elections and An Impeachment Donald is a brash but sensitive presidential candidate who, deep down, yearns only for love. Over the course of one zany year, Donald is elected, then demands three recounts, and each time, he keeps on running into the enigmatic and alluring Vlad. After his electoral college win and first magical […]


Grizzly Bears I Would Have Totally Shot at School

Conor, 5th Grade (Spelling Class) Conor was pretty much the worst. You know the type– even though he looked like a big old harmless teddy bear, that guy was two-faced as fuck, He was the kind of grizzly who was fine being friends when it suited him, like when he needed to copy my spelling […]