Entries by Jon Daly

Very Last Minute Election Surprises

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Adak, Alaska has the pleasant distinction of being home to the last polling place to close in the United States, thereby becoming the official resting place of this unholy shambling corpse of a campaign season. But judging by the sheer volume of October surprises – Access Hollywood tapes! FBI meddling! Ken Bone! – anything can […]

Overly Specific Rejected Facebook Emojis

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Coked Up   “Check out my new dental work”   Super constipated     “Your period is HOW late?”     Clarence Thomas     Lady Gaga’s downstairs neighbor     Upset about Asian stereotypes during the Oscars     Mesmerized by Trump’s hair wafting in the wind     Definitely not a deranged psycho […]