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Flies the Democratic Candidates Are Dropping Like
Flies who could have been a great candidate and now everyone kind of regrets ignoring them.
Entries by Karly Brooks
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The Social Media Intern’s Deleted Tweet Drafts
Hey Google: Is it legal to sell my company’s couch and keep the money? Damnit, Google, no! Don’t tweet that!
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Are You Hollywood Pansies Ready To Buy The Actionest Action Movie Of All Time?
Sup, bitches. Welcome to our pitch for the action movie-thriller-experience that makes every other action movie in the history of action movies look like an episode of the goddamn Teletubbies. Sure, those other guys with their “CGI” and their “actors” have cool effects and explosions and hot chicks. Whatever. This movie’s got speed. It’s got […]
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Is This Eulogy A Bad Time To Announce That I’m Running For Office?
Dearly Beloved, We are gathered here today to honor the memory of my brother, Jim, who was taken from us much too soon. His tragic death reminds us that life is short, which is why I think now is as good a time as any to announce that I’m running for office in 2018. Looking […]