CARTOON: Mythic Mountains
Twice the Toil. Today’s cartoon by Lance Hansen.
Entries by Lance Hansen
Frequently Asked Questions Regarding Your New Clone
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CARTOON: Prehistoric Critic
Lacks originality. Today’s cartoon by Lance Hansen.
CARTOON: Quit Quitting
Or loud layoffs? Today’s cartoon by Lance Hansen and Rebecca Clifton.
CARTOON: Less Successful Covid-19 Fundraisers
Dreading all of these. Today’s cartoon by Lance Hansen.
The Little Pence
From forbidden asteroids to dinners alone, take a journey with The Little Pence.
CARTOON: The Hoax With The Most
You should have seen the cheery tree. It was so mean to me. Today’s cartoon by Lance Hansen.
CARTOON: There’s a Nap For That
Which nap is right for you? Today’s cartoon by Lance Hansen.
Presidential Portraits
Kim jong ill-fitting suit, The Mandarin orange candidate, Stable genius, and more.
Kid-Lit of the Revolution
“…it turns out, Kim Jong Il —along with dad Kim Il Sung — were prolific children’s book authors. According to fresh research published in The International Review of Korean Studies, each of the dictators wrote books for young people that were equal parts propaganda and parable. It’s not clear whether the youthful Kim Jong Un […]
Reality Shows of the Dictators
PUTIN YOU ON “Smile! You’re on Candid Comrade!” The playful side of Vladimir Putin is on full display here in this popular prank show. Watch as hapless citizens get taken in by such hysterical practical jokes as having their tea spiked with the radionuclide polonium-210! Hilarity ensues as the dupe’s condition steadily deteriorates until the […]