Entries by Lance Hansen


Best of 2023

Frequently Asked Questions Regarding Your New Clone 

by Lance Hansen
November 15, 2023

Congratulations on purchasing your new Cloneique Doppelringer3000. As with any  new household addition, there are bound to be a few questions. Here at Cloneique, Inc.  we have the expert support and useful tips needed to help you make the most of your  whole new you.

Best of 2020

The Little Pence

by Lance Hansen
April 29, 2020

From forbidden asteroids to dinners alone, take a journey with The Little Pence.

Cartoons

CARTOON: The Hoax With The Most

by Lance Hansen
April 20, 2020

You should have seen the cheery tree. It was so mean to me. Today’s cartoon by Lance Hansen.

Cartoons

Presidential Portraits

by Lance Hansen
October 8, 2018

Kim jong ill-fitting suit, The Mandarin orange candidate, Stable genius, and more.

Originals

Kid-Lit of the Revolution

by Lance Hansen
March 27, 2017

“…it turns out, Kim Jong Il —along with dad Kim Il Sung — were prolific children’s book authors. According to fresh research published in The International Review of Korean Studies, each of the dictators wrote books for young people that were equal parts propaganda and parable. It’s not clear whether the youthful Kim Jong Un […]

originals

Reality Shows of the Dictators

by Lance Hansen
January 3, 2017

PUTIN YOU ON “Smile!  You’re on Candid Comrade!”  The playful side of Vladimir Putin is on full display here in this popular prank show.  Watch as hapless citizens get taken in by such hysterical practical jokes as having their tea spiked with the radionuclide polonium-210!  Hilarity ensues as the dupe’s condition steadily deteriorates until the […]