Lillian Stone is a midwest-based journalist, bitter satirist and Boston Terrier wrangler. Her writing can be found in McSweeney’s and several midwestern lifestyle publications. Follow Lillian on Twitter at @lstone94.

Topher Cusumano is a full-time writer and part-time teen witch from Brooklyn, NY. His work has been seen in publications like Next Magazine, Hornet Stories, Splitsider, The Pink Canoe, and more. He's the co-found of The Gnome Haus, a non-profit theatre company that produces magical stories told by marginalized artists. Check out tophercusumano.com for more. His twitter is @tophcus