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A Gaslight In The Attic: Im-Peach-Mint
There is nothing better than ice cream/ I love every single flavor/ In my eyes are a glint,/ But when Pelosi serves it I scream/ Because it’s not something I’ll savor/ It’s Im-Peach-Mint.
Entries by Matt Lassen
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A Gaslight in the Attic: Toilet Tweeting
It doesn’t matter that / It’s three in the morning / I’ll tweet up a storm / I’ll send out a warning!
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A Gaslight in the Attic: Thoughts and Prayers
We’ve prayed on it so much / We’ve kept them in our thoughts, / But week after week / They keep taking shots!
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A Gaslight in the Attic
There’s a gaslight in the attic / Though the White House said one thing / They now deny and say another / And I think I’m going insane!