Noel Spangler – Weekly Humorist

About Noel Spangler

Noel Spangler is a writer, editor and visual storyteller based in New York City. He earned his M.F.A. in creative writing from the New School, and has published humor in Points in Case, Robot Butt, Funny-ish and others.

Entries by Noel Spangler

Best Of 2021

Fact Check: A Race of Fish-Eating Monsters Does Not Live Above Water

by Noel Spangler
May 4, 2021

“Many fish get lost if they go too far up,” says Bass. “But that doesn’t mean they’re leaving the water or getting transported to some mystical ‘dry land’ where they’re chopped to pieces and devoured by walking-talking giants. Those stories are pure make-believe.”

Originals

The Dystopian Holiday Gift Catalog

by Noel Spangler
December 10, 2020

Virtual Fam Holographic Family Projector- $575.99 : Not able to see your relatives this holiday? Virtual Fam’s got you covered. Our new holographic projector creates 3D simulations of various family members, ranging from grandparents and godparents to nephews, nieces and in-laws. We make sure to project each individual’s best qualities, while deleting the more troublesome parts of their personalities.