Entries by Patricia Grant


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A Back to School Message from Your Child’s Teacher, Mr. Axl Rose

by Patricia Grant
August 26, 2018

Welcome to the Jungle Gym, aka Room 16. My name is Mr. Axl Rose, and I’m your Kindergarten nightmare. It is my goal to educate, enlighten and ENRAGE. This year, I am excited to announce the return of Teacher’s Assistant, Mr. Slash to our classroom. This will mark the first time since 1993 that Room […]

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15 Things That Are Unquestionably True at the Gym

by Patricia Grant
May 3, 2018

Assuming the spread-eagle position in public is perfectly okay when done so for your health. Walking at 2.0 with a 0.5 incline while watching HGTV and fantasizing about white wine is a serious workout. The calorie count on the treadmill is never wrong. The calorie count on the treadmill is always wrong. You put on […]