Patricia Grant – Weekly Humorist

About Patricia Grant

Patricia Grant is an internet writer with strong, flexible shoulders. You can follow her on Twitter https://twitter.com/_patriciagrant or Medium https://medium.com/@patriciarowsell or both or neither.

Entries by Patricia Grant

A Back to School Message from Your Child’s Teacher, Mr. Axl Rose

August 26, 2018/in Lists, Notes, Originals, Parody/by Patricia Grant

Welcome to the Jungle Gym, aka Room 16. My name is Mr. Axl Rose, and I’m your Kindergarten nightmare. It is my goal to educate, enlighten and ENRAGE. This year, I am excited to announce the return of Teacher’s Assistant, Mr. Slash to our classroom. This will mark the first time since 1993 that Room […]

15 Things That Are Unquestionably True at the Gym

May 3, 2018/in Lists, Originals, Pop/by Patricia Grant

Assuming the spread-eagle position in public is perfectly okay when done so for your health. Walking at 2.0 with a 0.5 incline while watching HGTV and fantasizing about white wine is a serious workout. The calorie count on the treadmill is never wrong. The calorie count on the treadmill is always wrong. You put on […]