The Skipper Slaps Tariffs on the Other Gilligan’s Island Castaways
Gilligan: Hey Skipper, why are you building a tollgate on the path between our tent and the other castaways’ tents? Skipper: This will allow us to impose a big, Beautiful 25% tariff on all their Trade with us. The Skipper is going to take back what was stolen from us by other castaways and, frankly, by incompetent Island Leadership.