Ryan Uytdewilligen – Weekly Humorist

About Ryan Uytdewilligen

Ryan Uytdewilligen is a writer, known for the novels Tractor and Akela, the Will Rogers Medallion-winning novella The Cattle Driver, and the non-fiction film history KIlling John Wayne: The Making of The Conqueror. He has written sketch comedy for the stage and is based in Toronto, Ontario.

Entries by Ryan Uytdewilligen

Best of 2022

Every Interview With a 1970s Hollywood Producer

by Ryan Uytdewilligen
March 8, 2022

Interviewer: Exactly how much cocaine did you do in the 1970s? *Note: Bergmann stands up, proceeds to get a ladder, and climbs to the second to last step on the ladder, so he can hold out his hand and give an accurate representation regarding the height of a mass cocaine mountain.

originals

A Viewer’s Guide to What Would Have Been the 79th Annual Golden Globes

by Ryan Uytdewilligen
January 7, 2022

A moment will occur, which people will talk about on social media and meme to high heaven. Most likely a saucy comment made by a British winner or a funny face made by an awkward bystander that is up on stage but doesn’t get to speak into the microphone.