Sam Spero & Patrick Goodney – Weekly Humorist

About Sam Spero & Patrick Goodney

Sam Spero and Patrick Goodney do not know each other. They have never met. It is unclear why this is attributed to both of them. They can be found at @SRSpero and @buenarodilla respectively.

Entries by Sam Spero & Patrick Goodney

Excuses For Missing Your Video Call Even Though You Know I’m Alone In Quarantine

April 24, 2020/in Best of 2020, Originals/by Sam Spero & Patrick Goodney

I tried cutting my own hair and am too embarrassed to be seen for the next few weeks. How about you just text me and I’ll get back to you when I get the chance?

Gym Alternatives

September 16, 2019/in Lists, Originals/by Sam Spero & Patrick Goodney

Drink so much coffee that your heart rate is the same as it would be if you ran 100 yards. That has the same effect on your body, right?

A Prepared Statement for Fighting My Speeding Ticket

July 13, 2018/in Notes/by Sam Spero & Patrick Goodney

Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of traffic court, I am here today to set the record straight regarding the events of June the 12th, and hopefully avoid losing $150. Quite frankly, I was under the impression that Officer Parsons would have something better to do than show up today and the ticket would be dropped. […]