Entries by The Final Edition


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Rent-A-Baby

Hello ladies.  Are you 40?   Single? Married? Divorced? Overworked? Unemployed?  Bumping against the glass ceiling? Whatever your drama, we can help you escape. Meet Xavier, Raoul, Xintao, and Unguru.  These handsome little devils are available for companionship.  At a very reasonable rate.   They don’t talk back, they don’t make you worry, they don’t […]

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Man Marries Gun

A redneck decides to marry his gun.

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Marijuana Doctor

Dr. Marcus Welby knows that marijuana is the best medicine—why, what else would you use it for?

Podcasts

OK Stupid

Not sharp enough to find that perfect codependent, emotionally unstable romance on your own? Try OK Stupid today!

Podcasts

The New Republicans!

The following message is brought to you by, ‘The Republican Effort to Totally Revamp Ourselves’ or… RETRO.

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Buying Words

Now that money equals free speech, free speech is going to cost you . . .   [soundcloud url=”https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/156192012″ params=”color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false” width=”100%” height=”166″ iframe=”true” /]