Do you ever catch yourself thinking: “Our planet will be unlivable if it heats up another 3 degrees. I better throw some clam chowder on a Van Gogh before it’s too late!” If that’s you, you’re exactly the kind of maverick, out-of-the-box thinker we need.
Nelson- Oak Meadow • 3 days ago: This may seem a little random, but does anyone have any spare uranium? My package delivery was looted by porch pirates. My reactor will be ready to go online on Thursday and I’m short about 50 kilos. Rod – Chatsworth Palmer: My buddy might have plutonium. He used to work at the DOE. Will that work?
Next we’d like to invite military personnel to board. We’ll start with our active duty service members. No one? Okay, we’ll move on to veterans of the four main branches. Only two people? In that case, we’ll open it up to the Coast Guard, January 6 insurrectionists, and veterans of the War on Drugs, War on Women, and War on Christmas. Thank you for your service!