Entries by Rob Block


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I Had Hope For Humanity, Until I Read My NextDoor Feed

by Rob Block
April 30, 2024

Nelson- Oak Meadow • 3 days ago: This may seem a little random, but does anyone have any spare uranium?  My package delivery was looted by porch pirates.  My reactor will be ready to go online on Thursday and I’m short about 50 kilos. Rod – Chatsworth Palmer: My buddy might have plutonium. He used to work at the DOE. Will that work?

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Flight 74 Is Now Boarding Passengers Who Are Better Than You

by Rob Block
March 19, 2024

Next we’d like to invite military personnel to board.  We’ll start with our active duty service members.  No one?  Okay, we’ll move on to veterans of the four main branches.  Only two people?  In that case, we’ll open it up to the Coast Guard, January 6 insurrectionists, and veterans of the War on Drugs, War on Women, and War on Christmas.  Thank you for your service!