Troy Doetch – Weekly Humorist

About Troy Doetch

Troy Doetch is a Deaf writing teacher from Rockford, IL. He has written in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, and Points in Case. His 3-year-old son likes his stories about hungry robots.

Entries by Troy Doetch

The Great Rock Debate: The Beatles or The Dino Dudes?

September 8, 2023/in Originals/by Adam Dietz and Troy Doetch

While the Beatles touring time in the US was somewhat limited due to what can only be described as Beatlemania, those lucky enough to see the Fab 4 play in person will tell you that John, Paul, George, and Ringo more than effectively commanded the stage. Whether or not the same can be said for The Dino Dudes is up for some debate. Whereas the Beatles’ 1964 North American Tour is well documented by way of online clips and documentaries, footage of the Dino Dudes was lost to poor camera placement.

1-Star Reviews of Major United States Landmarks

February 21, 2023/in Best of 2023, Originals/by Adam Dietz and Troy Doetch

The Statue of Liberty: Didn’t move as much as in the Ghostbusters film. In fact, it barely moved at all. I stared at it the whole time I was there and it hardly moved. If it did, it was really slight. 1 star. And more!

FAQ About My Brother-in-Law Absolutely Destroying My Toilet

April 12, 2022/in Originals/by Troy Doetch

When talking to my brother-in-law about the toilet he absolutely destroyed, I am bound by family honor. On the other hand, when sharing my experience with strangers on the internet, my allegiance lies with my felled toilet. I am handling both situations with aplomb.

Introducing The North Pole Podcast Network

December 23, 2021/in Originals/by Adam Dietz and Troy Doetch

The Ben Shapiro & Grinch Show: Are you tired of all of Cindy Lou Who’s liberal propaganda? Is the Whoville lame-stream media trying to force its socialist ideas down your throat? Sick of Mayor Augustus May Who and the other sheeple in power telling you how to run your herd?