A Gaslight In The Attic: Im-Peach-Mint

There is nothing better than ice cream/ I love every single flavor/ In my eyes are a glint,/ But when Pelosi serves it I scream/ Because it’s not something I’ll savor/ It’s Im-Peach-Mint.

A Gaslight in the Attic: Toilet Tweeting

It doesn’t matter that / It’s three in the morning / I’ll tweet up a storm / I’ll send out a warning!

A Gaslight in the Attic: Thoughts and Prayers

We’ve prayed on it so much / We’ve kept them in our thoughts, / But week after week / They keep taking shots!

A Gaslight in the Attic

There’s a gaslight in the attic / Though the White House said one thing / They now deny and say another / And I think I’m going insane!