Chinese Vacation

CARTOON: Astronomical Spending

March 2, 2026/by Arun Durvasula

CARTOON: National Security Theater

March 3, 2026/by Peter Kuper

#FunkyFairyTales

March 8, 2026/by Weekly Humorist Hashtag Games

CARTOON: Borrowed Time

March 8, 2026/by Katherine Bettis

Random Thoughts I Had About Why I Can’t Whistle

March 8, 2026/by Viktoria Shulevich

I’m Dumping You for a Capybara Named Fabio

March 8, 2026/by Susan Whiting Kemp

An Email From a Sandwich Shop You Ate at One Time Nine Years Ago

March 8, 2026/by David Veta

Rejected Iran Military Operation Names

March 8, 2026/by J.K. Radomski

CARTOON: Blind Spots

March 9, 2026/by Chris Shorten

CARTOON: Cause and Effect

March 9, 2026/by Kyle Bravo

When We Bombed Iran, We Totally 100% Meant to Make Oil More Expensive

March 12, 2026/by Nicole Chrolavicius

CARTOON: Pi-ckup Lines

March 14, 2026/by Kyle Bravo

Quiet Signs Your Company Is Planning To Let You Go

March 15, 2026/by Kit Lively

Kash Patel’s X-Files

March 15, 2026/by Julien Perez

David Ellison’s Hostile Bid for Your Kid’s Birthday Cake

March 16, 2026/by Conner Jackson

McDonald’s Shamrock Shake Recall Due To Micro-Shillelaghs

March 16, 2026/by Joe Schiappa

CARTOON: Dead Drop Discussion

March 16, 2026/by Chris Shorten

CARTOON: Loyalty Program

March 16, 2026/by Peter Kuper

#MoodyMetalBands

March 16, 2026/by Weekly Humorist Hashtag Games

#FatFlowers

March 22, 2026/by Weekly Humorist Hashtag Games

CARTOON: Loose Change

March 22, 2026/by Philip Witte

CARTOON: Weaponized Empathy

March 22, 2026/by David DeGrand

We at Amazon Music Find Your Playlists Concerning

March 22, 2026/by Josh Lorenzo

We Must Lower Interest Rates in Candy Land

March 22, 2026/by Connor Adams

I Am Declining Your Mandatory Meeting Invite and Taking a Nap

March 22, 2026/by Kyle Andrew Johnson

I’m the Mona Lisa, and I Demand to be Repainted as the Sexpot That I Am

March 22, 2026/by Nicole Chrolavicius