Chinese Vacation

CARTOON: Pi-ckup Lines

March 14, 2026/by Kyle Bravo

Quiet Signs Your Company Is Planning To Let You Go

March 15, 2026/by Kit Lively

Kash Patel’s X-Files

March 15, 2026/by Julien Perez

David Ellison’s Hostile Bid for Your Kid’s Birthday Cake

March 16, 2026/by Conner Jackson

McDonald’s Shamrock Shake Recall Due To Micro-Shillelaghs

March 16, 2026/by Joe Schiappa

CARTOON: Dead Drop Discussion

March 16, 2026/by Chris Shorten

CARTOON: Loyalty Program

March 16, 2026/by Peter Kuper

#MoodyMetalBands

March 16, 2026/by Weekly Humorist Hashtag Games

#FatFlowers

March 22, 2026/by Weekly Humorist Hashtag Games

CARTOON: Loose Change

March 22, 2026/by Philip Witte

CARTOON: Weaponized Empathy

March 22, 2026/by David DeGrand

We at Amazon Music Find Your Playlists Concerning

March 22, 2026/by Josh Lorenzo

We Must Lower Interest Rates in Candy Land

March 22, 2026/by Connor Adams

I Am Declining Your Mandatory Meeting Invite and Taking a Nap

March 22, 2026/by Kyle Andrew Johnson

I’m the Mona Lisa, and I Demand to be Repainted as the Sexpot That I Am

March 22, 2026/by Nicole Chrolavicius

CARTOON: Work From Phone

March 23, 2026/by Aaron Graber

Things ICE Agents Are Probably Doing While “Patrolling” Airports

March 29, 2026/by Laura Berlinsky-Schine

Celebrity Gossip From Divergent Universal Time Slip (Sector HpX, replay mode)

March 29, 2026/by Kit Lively

I’m Getting Too Old for This Gang Life. I’m 87.

March 29, 2026/by William Vaillancourt

Questions and Comments from Dr. Seuss Characters’ Therapists

March 29, 2026/by Jere Hester

What I Imagine Will Happen if I Check My Bag at the Airport

March 29, 2026/by Jaemin Feldman

#FreakyFrozenTreat

March 30, 2026/by Weekly Humorist Hashtag Games

CARTOON: The Final Four Emails

March 30, 2026/by Vaughan Tomlinson

CARTOON: Opportunity Cost

March 30, 2026/by Peter Kuper

CARTOON: Divine Yield

March 30, 2026/by Kyle Bravo

BROTOX: The Botox for Men! Smoother. Tougher. Manlier.

April 1, 2026/by Paul Lander