Christmas Songs For Spinsters

Single Bells

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All I Want For Christmas is Youth

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We Wish You a Married Christmas

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Rockin’ Around the Cat Tree

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Little Humming Toy

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Have Yourself a Barren Little Christmas

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Bestie The Gay Man

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Wonderful Christmas Wine

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O Horny Night

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You’re a Mean One, Mr. Hinge

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Sad Old Broad is Coming to Town

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I Want a Hypnotherapist For Christmas

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Please, Lady (Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas)

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Hark! The Hairy Kneecaps Creak

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I’m Beginning to Knit A Lot For Christmas

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Go Tell it on Wellbutrin

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I Saw Auntie Googling Menopause

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Happy Ex-mas (Love is Over)

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I’ll Be Alone For Christmas