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Drinking Apparatuses I’d Sooner Use Than A Paper Straw

by Thatcher Jensen and Rachel Wirtshafter
April 17, 2020

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Thatcher Jensen is a humor writer and copywriter based in Brooklyn. He studied satire with The Second City and has written for McSweeney’s, The American Bystander and Points in Case.

Drinking Apparatuses I’d Sooner Use Than A Paper Straw
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