CARTOON: Wine Wisdom

Pour Decisions. Today's cartoon by Lindsey Budde.

Forget St. Patrick, Get Drunk for Brigid

I get it. You like to drink. Patrick is your fun guy, the divorced* dad who lets you do anything you please at weekends. And you think because I am a consecrated virgin, I’m no fun? I turned water into beer, you half-wits! You want to dye your beer and your rivers green for that preening jackass, go right ahead, but turning beer into green beer looks pretty weak compared with turning regular H2O into fun juice, you ask me.

CARTOON: Brand Refocus

Life with limits. Today's cartoon Peter Kleinman.

Ten Reasons Why I Still Plan to Consume Alcohol Next Weekend Despite Being on Anti-Inflammatory Medication

Some sources on the internet claim that binge drinking may drastically increase the potency of this medicine.  That's a good thing, right?  That means my shoulder should heal faster if I enjoy a few glasses of whiskey.  

Amazon's Choice

Amazon, you're one of the wealthiest entities on Earth, and after a nice pizza dinner, your Choice is to save a large slice of hand-tossed pepperoni in a clear triangular sleeve around your neck before going about your business like nothing is amiss.

CARTOON: Gulping Gills

Parched Perch. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

9 Classic Cocktails for Dreaded Family Gatherings

Old Fashioned Passive Aggressive Barb: Served by your mother-in-law, this multi-layered concoction includes everything from your parenting choices to the fact you use avocado based mayonnaise and returned a shower gift nine years ago. Top with a maraschino cherry, unless that’s “not organic” enough for you.

CARTOON: Slurrrp

Wine not? Today's cartoon by Cerise Zelentz.

CARTOON: Brain Drain

Morning meeting. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.


Howling Happy Hour. Today's cartoon by Mat Barton & Adam Cooper.

Cecil Agnew – The Father Of Modern Mixology

He muddled herbs and strychnine with his father’s wooden leg. He zested citrus using his grocer’s hook hand. He strained cocktails with his grandfather’s dentures. When germs were discovered in 1875, he scrapped the use of prosthetics in favor of traditional metal barware. Ever the environmentalist, Cecil chose to use logs of cured meat as swizzle sticks and lead nuggets as whiskey stones.

CARTOON: Cold Shoulder

Snowcone? Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Whining

We will remember you fondly. Today's cartoon by Lars Kenseth


Deep Beer. Today's cartoon by Jeffrey Curnow.

CARTOON: Release

Good to finally get out. Today's cartoon by Jason Chatfield and Ed Steckley.

Trump’s Favorite COVID Cocktails & Disinfectant Delights

Mai-Tide: Chill 4 Tide pods in a freezer overnight.  Place chilled pods into a glass, then puncture each pod.  Pour Mai Tai contents over pods.

CARTOON: My Current Projections

Liquidity is looking wet. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Drinking Apparatuses I’d Sooner Use Than A Paper Straw

A Funnel: When time is of the essence and decency is not.


Sex On A Feast, Thanks gining, Vodka Giblet and more #ThanksgivingACocktail on this week's joke game!

CARTOON: Mistakes

He makes a good point. Today's cartoon by Brian Hawes and Seth Roberts.

Julia Child’s Hangover Cure Recipes 

By the time you piece together the hazy events of last night, you, my dear, will realize that you are in fact the tart in this simple French dish. To “flambé” your tarte, simply add a generous pour of any liqueur of your choice –bypassing the use of a blow torch or flame of any kind—and voila!

CARTOON: Bottoms Up

Vote to save our livers! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

A Happy-Hour Cocktail Menu Sponsored by Your Company Benefit Cuts

Maternity Leave?? Sure…...ley Temple: Most of our staff doesn’t need to order this drink, due to strategic hiring choices, but if you’re thinking you might one day want to enjoy this delightful combination of lemon-lime soda, grenadine and a mouthful of maraschino cherries, let us know.

CARTOON: Monetary Pains

When passing go passes you by. Today's cartoon by Steve McGinn.

A Sampling Of Brett Kavanaugh's Home Brewed Beers

Small Wood Double IPA: A hoppy beer with nutty undertones and a strong hint of male entitlement. The presidential beer of choice. Sausage Fest Pale Ale: A favorite among prep school boys and GOP members of the House Judiciary Committee. And more...

Reasons It's Still Okay To Drink Lots And Lots Of Booze

Some smarty-pants scientific types recently unveiled to the world the fact that alcohol, in any amount, isn't good for you. What a slap in the face! But don't despair. We got really drunk and came up with a few of these...

Frozen on Broadway Review: It’ll Run Forever Anyway So What’s the Point

Disney’s chillest musical opened on Broadway this Thursday…

Wine Pairings With Household Chores

According to people who make science, housecleaning affords the…