Exciting New Concepts for X-treme Tattoos and Piercings
Body modifications are pretty popular. People are literally covered in ‘em. But there are still a few gaps ripe with possibilities. Be the Christopher Columbus of fashion and bring creativity to the virgin territories of your body.
Eyeballs
You want to be different? What about the whites of the eyes? Come on. You’re wasting prime real estate. What better way to express individuality then with some skulls and crossbones on your peepers. Or what about gold studs? Think how trippy it will feel every time you blink.
Bottoms of Feet
Everyone has sleeves on their arms and legs, but how many do you see walking around with studded spikes on the soles of their feet? Or shuffling around? Hardly any!
Internal Organs
Everybody does the outside of their skin. That is so 20s. But who are going to be the trendsetters for the 30s? The people with spleen tattoos, that’s who! Or what about a chain hanging from your gall bladder? I bet those punks on the block don’t have one of those.
Ads
Let’s go, Burger Hut and Pizza King. What better way to get young people hooked on your addictive products than to plaster your logos on teenagers’ bodies? Pay for their tattoos and you get free advertising for life, which won’t be that long, but still, pretty good.
Attachables
This generation has really dropped the ball when it comes to creative piercings. There are so many more objects that could be suspended from our bodies. In fact why not put in a hook latch, then you can swap out whatever decorative charm you feel like that particular day. I for one would like to see more kids with holiday ornaments dangling from their cheeks and elbows. But use your imagination. You can hang anything: Troll dolls, cell phones, cup holders.
The Templer
There’s just about every kind of piercing out there, but what about the Greatest of All Time-a single bar, with a ball at each end, that runs from temple to temple.
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