Haikus: No Rhymes, Barely Any Reason
Word dyslexia
Looks like a term that was spelled
By someone with it.
Mediocrities
They cannot even excel
At being lousy.
Excessive pacing.
And gesturing count as a
Cardio workout.
Do unto others
As you’d have them do to you.
Except masochists.
Books on ADD
No one’s ever read them all
The way to the end.
AA, AAA
So, if you relapse, they tow
Your ass to rehab.
What If Yo Yo Ma
Had been born Yo Ma Ma?
Think of the insults.
See more Haikus from a variety of funny people (including Paul Lander) in this upcoming book illustrated by Emily Flake!
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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…
