Haikus: No Rhymes, Barely Any Reason

Word dyslexia

Looks like a term that was spelled

By someone with it.


They cannot even excel

At being lousy.

Excessive pacing.

And gesturing count as a

Cardio workout.

Do unto others

As you’d have them do to you.

Except masochists.

Books on ADD

No one’s ever read them all

The way to the end.


So, if you relapse, they tow

Your ass to rehab.

What If Yo Yo Ma

Had been born Yo Ma Ma?

Think of the insults.

See more Haikus from a variety of funny people (including Paul Lander) in this upcoming book illustrated by Emily Flake!