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Famous Poems Reworked Into Advertising Copy 

“All that is gold does not glitter” by J.R.R. Tolkien:  All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Visit your local Ace Hardware for unbeatable costs.

Haikuzzis for the Jacuzzi

Locked inside Kia?
 No ‘jaws of life’ required 
 Just can opener.

10 Things I (A Gen X Parent) Have Learned From My Gen Z Kids — In Haiku

Asking if a friend/ Is online or in real life/ Invalidates them

Haikus: No Rhymes, Barely Any Reason

Word dyslexia/ Looks like a term that was spelled/ By someone with it.

A Gaslight in the Attic

There’s a gaslight in the attic / Though the White House said one thing / They now deny and say another / And I think I’m going insane!

More Trump Poems

Poetry is really one of the only truly beautiful things we have left.

HighKu’s

The assignment was given our subjects: Ingest one of several…