Letting You Know That a Porn Account Is Impersonating You and That I Did NOT Pay It $183 for Feet Pic

Hey, how’s it going, girl from my high school? It’s been a while. Hope everything’s hunky-dory. I just wanted to inform you that some sicko using your social media pictures followed me with the hopes that I’d buy lewd content from them. Gross, right? I knew this was a scam right away, which is why I came to you first instead of spending my entire week’s paycheck on some bare feet photos. Ew, yucky!

Yep. As soon as I got the message, “Does my sexy little cupcake want to take a suck on mommy’s toeys?” it was an instant report. Wasn’t going to be fooled that easily. I’m sure some sad loser who used to crush on you would have immediately torn up the apartment in search of their wallet like a crazed jackal looking to get some hot foot action, but not me!

Honestly, so not cool of this person to use your images without your consent. Even worse for them to promise me a great deal on 10 pairs of stinky worn socks if I gave them my full legal name, home address, credit card info, and social security number. I mean, who’s so desperately horny to fall for that one?

Sorry I didn’t reach out sooner. I was on the phone arguing with my bank for the past 3 hours due to reasons that are not important to elaborate on. What is important is that we take this account down pronto. Don’t want anyone’s family photo albums to be deleted by malware because they clicked a link for what they thought was going to be you doing ASMR foot play dressed as Lola Bunny, which is what I’m presuming will happen as I did not click the link.

Just know that I’m going to do everything in my power to help you get this imposter account removed from the internet because I care about you. Platonically, of course. Also, it would be best to get ahead of this perp in case, theoretically, they have any embarrassing nudes that were sent to them by a naive but well-meaning guy and are currently being used as blackmail.

Off-topic: but if, for whatever reason, you are sent any explicit photos of me greased up in canola oil or a video of me dancing naked to LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”, it’s AI generated.

Also watch out for any clearly photoshopped DMs where I say some crazy nonsense like, “I want to choke on your socks”, or “Oh God! Please crush my testicles with your smelly feet”, or “Yes! I love you and have always loved you!” They are not to be believed.

Fingers crossed that we’ll get this all sorted out and that the people who were defrauded will get their checking accounts reimbursed, whoever they may be. So sorry this is how we had to catch up. Hope you’re doing well otherwise!

P.S. just so you’re aware, if you ever did decide to create a feet account that specialized in Lola Bunny or anime cosplay, I wouldn’t judge.