Mister Todies Wild Ride and 15 Other Attractions Specially Remade For JD Vance’s Visit to Disneyland
It’s A Small World Go Back Where Came From After All, After All
The Pirates of Epstein’s Caribbean Island
Shit Country Bear Jamboree
Space Mountain of Debt
Crimea Riverboat Adventure
Haunted Klanson
Bigly Blunder Mountain
MAGAhorn Bobsleds
The Hall of Vice Presidents of Twice Impeached Presidents
Wikileaks Village
Spinocchio’s Daring Adventure.
Mister Todies Wild Ride
I Can See Russia From My Haunted House
Rivers of America First
RFK Jr.’s Hungry For Bear Barbecue Jamboree
Snow Really, Really White and Seven Dwarfs
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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…
