O Captain Crunch, My Captain Crunch And 9 Other Corporate Naming Rights Suggestions for Great Works Of Poetry
O Captain Crunch, My Captain Crunch – Walt Whitman
The Road Not Taken (To The Mall) – Robert Frost
Go Daddy – Sylvia Plath
Wild Turkey Nights – Wild Turkey Nights – Emily Dickenson
The Love Song of J. Crew Alfred Prufrock – TS Eliot
The Charge of the Bud Light Brigade – Alfred Lord Tennyson
Caged Bird’s Eye Frozen Dinners – Maya Angelou
Home (Depot) – Warsan Shire
Horatius At The Ben Bridge Jewelers – Thomas Babington Macaulay
The New Colossus Roller Coaster at Six Flags Magic Mountain – Emma Lazarus
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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…
