O Captain Crunch, My Captain Crunch And 9 Other Corporate Naming Rights Suggestions for Great Works Of Poetry

O Captain Crunch, My Captain Crunch – Walt Whitman

The Road Not Taken (To The Mall) – Robert Frost

Go Daddy – Sylvia Plath

Wild Turkey Nights – Wild Turkey Nights – Emily Dickenson

The Love Song of J. Crew Alfred Prufrock – TS Eliot

The Charge of the Bud Light Brigade – Alfred Lord Tennyson

Caged Bird’s Eye Frozen Dinners – Maya Angelou

Home (Depot) – Warsan Shire

Horatius At The Ben Bridge Jewelers – Thomas Babington Macaulay

The New Colossus Roller Coaster at Six Flags Magic Mountain – Emma Lazarus