QUIZ: ALF or MILF?
1) Extremely hairy, and if we’re being honest, a bit smelly.
2) Tends to spend a lot of time getting into adventures with teen boys in the neighborhood.
3) Rife with a host of odd fungi and parasitic insects that are seemingly not of this world.
4) An awkward embarrassment to other members of the household.
5) When antics are captured on video, chaos ensues amongst family members.
6) Rumors lead to unwanted attention from neighbors and others.
7) Can’t be trusted to stay clothed at any time.
8) Responsible for the chlamydia outbreak at last year’s Adult Video News Awards.
Answer Key: 1 – 7 all MILF, 8 ALF
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
