The Real Reasons Behind The Female Ghostbusters Backlash
1) Most Ghostbusters fan-boys are more scared of women than they are of ghosts.
2) Fictional Proton Packs obviously too heavy to be carried by girls.
3) Fans disappointed that Melissa McCarthy isn’t playing the Staypuft Marshmallow Woman.
4) Pudgy, awkward nerdy types need comforting presence of Dan Aykroyd.
5) Demonic phantoms not realistically a match for several women whose periods are in sync.
6) Comedy fans perhaps rightfully concerned about the involvement of so many people from the current Saturday Night Live.
- About the Author
- Latest Posts
Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
