#RhymeAResolution

Quit the vape, get in shape! It’s #RhymeAResolution on this week’s joke game! Here are some of the best on @HashtagRoundUp powered by @TheHashtagGame. Play our comedy hashtag twitter games every Wednesday at 11 am EST.

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Let’s play #RhymeAResolution with co-host @delaneyWHmag @HashtagRoundup powered by @TheHashtagGame #WittyWednesday pic.twitter.com/wtCOHO6iYB

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution
Maybe with a little luck
I might just give a fuck pic.twitter.com/TPZe3N31Qa

— Angela Miroddi (@AngelaMiroddi) January 1, 2020

Fugget, eat McNuggets. #RhymeAResolution

— .:RiotGrl:. (@RiotGrlErin) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution

roses are read ,
violets blue,
from now when i’m late
took a pic.twitter.com/MCcNbFj0jS

— TKthekonsept (@Free_From_Evil) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution
Since my body I’ve come to hate
I resolve once again to lose some weight
Even If I am twenty years too late

— Rob Noblin (@JRNoblin) January 1, 2020

Quit the vape, get in shape. #RhymeAResolution @KitLively

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) January 1, 2020

Fuck all that diet and exercise
I’ll be enjoying my burger and fries#RhymeAResolution

— Amy Bowden (@ogamyb) January 1, 2020

Hey hashtagger,

Stop making puns
and go for some runs #RhymeAResolution

— Richard Baxter (@NotThatRBaxter) January 1, 2020

Don’t be weird, grow a beard. #RhymeAResolution

— marc (@BadBoxArtMarc) January 1, 2020

Giving up drinking, nah, look at the world, what the hell am I thinking?! #RhymeAResolution @paul_lander

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) January 1, 2020

Hitting machines at the gym would be dandy, especially the ones that sell Cokes and some candy. #RhymeAResolution

— Mick (@1urbanecowboy) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution
I want to be slim
So I’m gonna join a gym

— Sammy is here 520 (@520Sammy) January 1, 2020

Get up off the floor,
And work out more.
#RhymeAResolution

— Mark Rīter (@MarkRiter) January 1, 2020

Buy less hats, be less fat #RhymeAResolution @joshfeinblatt

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) January 1, 2020

Wanna lose weight, stop eating that cake! #RhymeAResolution

— StorminNorman (@StorminOnNorman) January 1, 2020

Save your drama for your Momma! #RhymeAResolution pic.twitter.com/wxtRWvEbpM

— Sue (@ADHD123SUE) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution
I will not eat that apple pie
I will not eat that large French Fry
I won’t regret the things I ate
Oh, who am I kidding – pass the plate! pic.twitter.com/yYPTiFJmGT

— TheValuesVoter (@TheValuesVoter) January 1, 2020

Dump Trump.

That’s it. Tired of his shit. #RhymeAResolution

— CK (@charley_ck14) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution
Cut down on alcoholic drinks.
It’ll last a day at best me thinks.

— Gaviscon’ Fishin (@stgavalot) January 1, 2020

Going to lose some weight this year, Everybody give a cheer!
Wait… is that a piece of bacon?
Sike, guys! I was just fakin’! #RhymeAResolution pic.twitter.com/pCaWx9tJk3

— ❀ Sɪᴍᴏɴᴇ ❀ (@Simbra75) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution I promised I’d be drinking less, so why the fuck did I wake up in a dress?

— Rich (Dad Bod)🕺😎🍸🥃😏 (@ricosuave60) January 1, 2020

Eat healthy and lose weight
Uh oh. A box of After Eight. #RhymeAResolution

— Rowdy Fallon (@RowdyFallon) January 1, 2020

Boats and hoes
Boats and hoes
I gotta stop licking frozen flagpoles #RhymeAResolution pic.twitter.com/YGnUaHBxZ7

— Mychal (@mychal3ts) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution

I will eschew sugars
And eating my boogers*
I will exercise more
And buy less at the store

But should I even say
Cause I’ll probly stray
That I’ll do better with laundry?
Now that is a quandary.

*I do not eat my own boogers or anyone else’s.

— Larkyn Simony Doesn’t Know How to Proofread (@LarkynSimony) January 1, 2020

Give up smoking to save you some cash or head to the gym to work on that ass. #RhymeAResolution pic.twitter.com/RpzPcauduD

— Թεαηմϯ (@AngryPeanut4) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution
Right now my belly you can pat
But later this year I will not be fat

— Angela Miroddi (@AngelaMiroddi) January 1, 2020

Try to be happy even when I feel crappy.#RhymeAResolution

— Beatrice (@BeesNotyurs) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution
It’s gonna take a wizard
to get me to drop this DQ Blizzard

— An English Human (@English_Channel) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution
To get rid of stupid fat, I won’t go to the gym.
I’ll head to family court and get rid of him.

— Rob Noblin (@JRNoblin) January 1, 2020

Keep playing games with you lovely tweeps, except for the ones who turn out to be creeps. #RhymeAResolution

— Mick (@1urbanecowboy) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution It would really be wise if I put down the fries and got some exercise.

— I’m Just Dan (@DanielAshley13) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution Don’t be a nag……get up and hashtag! pic.twitter.com/2voZEwEtyP

— me (@mryanerdek) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution Try to get more sleep and be less of a creep.

— Andy Jacobs (@phatandy) January 1, 2020

I resolve to be healthier
Wish it could be wealthier #RhymeAResolution

— Cap’n New Beard (@CapGraybeard) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution

Visit the grave
Of Abe Vigoda.
Post no more memes
Of Baby Yoda! pic.twitter.com/yHnBmZxA1m

— *No one is above the law.* (@AndreaMacNary) January 1, 2020

Only eat vegan, never speak of it again #RhymeAResolution

— Chris O’Brien (@bigdweeb) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution
Losing weight isn’t hard
Just cut out the lard.

— Giles Graham-Brown (@gilesfgb) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution
No resolutions here
Didn’t keep the ones from last year pic.twitter.com/ghbSFJvpqJ

— I’m not just a woman I’m a storm with skin (@MuddledMess) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution
Eat plenty
In 2020

— i’m a [freak]in’ fangoddess #JoJu #BlazyYoda (@BlazyGardener) January 1, 2020

Make a great connection before sending your erection #RhymeAResolution

— Alan Sweeney (@AlanSwe64558251) January 1, 2020

I’m not giving up drinking.
I’m not giving up crisps.
I’m not giving up chocolate.
I’m not giving up chips.
I’m not giving up nookie.
These are not solutions.
The thing I’ve decided to give right up.
Are New Years resolutions 😬 #RhymeAResolution

— Susannah 🐌🥂💜 (@PlusTardFD) January 1, 2020

Can’t break one of you don’t make one. #RhymeAResolution

— Shawn (@SAWick1628) January 1, 2020

If you wanna be swell, just don’t get mad as hell!#RhymeAResolution pic.twitter.com/Aargr3lSib

— me (@mryanerdek) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution

There shall be no beer
In the upcoming year
To that we should cheer
Raise a pint and say “Here Here.”

Aw..
Damn

There is always next year @WeeklyHumorist

— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) January 1, 2020

I resolve to spend less time
On Twitter making stupid rhymes#RhymeAResolution

Well, that’s not true; I spend enough
Time IRL with boring stuff

— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) January 1, 2020

I resolve to evolve.#RhymeAResolution

— Dan Hart (@brainsharts) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution You want to be thriving? Stop drinking and driving! pic.twitter.com/AQXcE71qst

— 1SafeDriver.com (@1SafeDriver) January 1, 2020

I’ll keep my A1C low
By being faithful to Keto#RhymeAResolution

— Dad Jokes (@GarrettHall1970) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution
To avoid growing my gut,
I guess I won’t eat donuts 🍩

— Cristyyy (@Gr33nEyedGrl) January 1, 2020

#RhymeAResolution avoid the trend to spend, spend, spend pic.twitter.com/MXdIJQVubg

— The1stBAT (@The1stBAT) January 1, 2020

I will not spend so much time on Twitter, but it looks like that’s already gone down the shitter #RhymeAResolution

— Dan (@Danimal941) January 1, 2020