Short Attention Span Musical Theater
Hamilton
Hamilton: I’m throwing down my shot.
(Drinks shot)
Hamilton: Ahhhhhhhh
Curtain
West Side Story
Tony: Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria. I just met a girl named Maria. Or, was it, Marie.
Curtain
Oliver
Oliver: No, sir, I don’t want anymore.
Curtain
Annie
Annie: The sun will come out today. You can bet your bottom dollar the sun will come out today.
Curtain.
Annie Get Your Gun
Annie: I can do anything you can do better
Boyfriend: Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Yes, you can.
Curtain
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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…
