Tag Archive for: apple

Pre-emptive Brand Damage Control
Apple. We encourage people to "Think Different", but not so differently that they start asking too many questions.

Every Streaming Service Explained as a Toxic Relationship
Hulu - The flaky creative type who swears they’re working on something big. They’re cool when they show up - occasionally brilliant even - but half the time they disappear behind ads and emotional unavailability. They’ll start a drama, then never finish it. They swear you’re “bundled” now, but you still feel completely alone.

CARTOON: Fruits of Knowledge
The First Blush. Today's cartoon by Kyle Bravo.

CARTOON: Mirror Mirror
Overkill. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Reset
Refresh! Refresh! Reset. Today's cartoon by Lila Ash.

Bachelor In Paradise Lost
I'm your host, Lucifer, and this is Bachelor In Paradise Lost! Forget all of the pretenders to our throne, we're the real Temptation Island!

Some Other CEO Secrets
Richard Branson is, indeed, a virgin.

New iPhone Features That NO ONE Wanted
Blood analysis port that tests you for STDs, and then loudly announces the results every five minutes until the battery runs out...and more.
