Tag Archive for: apple

Pre-emptive Brand Damage Control

Apple. We encourage people to "Think Different", but not so differently that they start asking too many questions.

Every Streaming Service Explained as a Toxic Relationship

Hulu - The flaky creative type who swears they’re working on something big. They’re cool when they show up - occasionally brilliant even - but half the time they disappear behind ads and emotional unavailability. They’ll start a drama, then never finish it. They swear you’re “bundled” now, but you still feel completely alone.

CARTOON: Fruits of Knowledge

The First Blush. Today's cartoon by Kyle Bravo.

CARTOON: Mirror Mirror

Overkill. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Reset

Refresh! Refresh! Reset. Today's cartoon by Lila Ash.

Bachelor In Paradise Lost

I'm your host, Lucifer, and this is Bachelor In Paradise Lost!  Forget all of the pretenders to our throne, we're the real Temptation Island!

Some Other CEO Secrets 

Richard Branson is, indeed, a virgin.

New iPhone Features That NO ONE Wanted

Blood analysis port that tests you for STDs, and then loudly announces the results every five minutes until the battery runs out...and more.