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We, Arby's, Regret to Inform You We No Longer 'Have the Meats'
We do not anticipate needing to resort to desperate measures, such as having veggies.
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My Petitions
Extend The 'Five-Second Rule' To Food I've Dropped On The Floor To The End Of The Current Business Day, and more.
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45 Things More Shameful Than Having Your Identity Stolen at Arby's
Nope. Sorry, you blew it.
You came here expecting a list of…