CARTOON: 3-D Copier

I'm a little worried about the Johnson report. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

NEWS BRIEFS: Dad Accidentally Streaks Slumber Party

Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.

CARTOON: Butt Of Course

That's why the long face. Today's cartoon Sarah Morrissette.

CARTOON: Chimney Sweep

Hope you're wearing mittens! Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.

CARTOON: String Quartet

Make sure you are tuned up. Today's cartoon by Aliénor Meyer.

CARTOON: Maskless

Masks off, pants off. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Spider-Man's Other Deals

Spider-Man's Sony and Disney deal has failed, but that's not the only one.

All-Girls Catholic High School Sex-Ed Q&A With Sister Patricia

Every time a Catholic girl says “condom,” an angel loses its wings.

A Conversation Between Two Butts Who Just Butt-Dialed Each Other

1: Hi. I think you butt dialed me. 2: No, I saw…